What the hey...

I realized I haven't written in this thing for a while. Why am I starting again? Don't ask, don't tell.

I feel like today will be the double post day. I mean, I say that every week but today, I actually have things to write about. WHAAAT NOOOOOOO!? It's true. Hold your horses amigos, writing's writing. 

I recently enrolled in a war. Now, to fight in a war, you've gotta choose a side, right? I had to debate between joining the Legion or joining the Stormcloak. At first glance, those two are sexy ass names, no lie. But I thought the Legion was a cooler name, cuz it's all epic and whatnot. But I'm usually one for the underdog so BAM, Stormcloak it was for me, and they're for like revolution and all the jazz, so I like revolutions. Stormcloaks it was. 

If you haven't figured out by now, I'm talking 'bout a game, not an actual war, you silly goose. I've also recently figured out that you can gain an innumerable amount of ANYTHING in this massive game called Skyrim. Press "`" key on the keyboard and it brings up console commands. Type in "tgm", turns on god mode. Type in "tcl", turns off collision (which basically means you can go through anything). Type in "psb", you gain all the spells shouts and whatever else you want/need. 

I've basically built the ultimate character that shoots exploding fireballs and also flames, FROM HIS BARE HANDS. 

Now you might be saying I'm a cheater, but shut up. I am a cheater. Deal with it. Thug lyfe, uh, no rules, rebel, living in the hood, representing the minority, what? Minority, hood? Okay... 

I think I'm winning in this war... I empty a full camp of enemy soldiers in like 30 seconds. Don't know if that's good or bad, but I think that's a good thing, well, from my perspective. 

Also I'm writing this post in sadness. The person who made me sad will know why I'm sad. Ask them. 

Damn, I'm so boring. I've actually got nothing to write. I see all these other people with their long ass blog posts and I'm just herpderping here with like two lines. Oh well, I compensate for it by providing you all with a beautiful Paint picture, right? RIGHT?!

Says the electron ironically, as the Bromide is being ionized by Chlorine. 

Did I just post a chemistry comic? Someone come and sock me in the jaw. I deserve it. 

Nincompoop. That's my word of the day. I'm bringing it back, whaddup. So, nincompoop.