I have found a purpose

I have found a purpose for this blog

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Starting from today, I have become one with a close knit community of intellectuals. No, not philosophers or physicists, but... wait for it...

MUSIC TEACHERS. More specifically, a piano teacher... Does that make me an old middle-aged woman? Maybe a little bit, but bad stereotype. Thug lyfe, manly man myself will break the stereotype of middle-aged woman piano teachers with my manly youth (DAMN that was one weird ass sentence to write. Please stahp the judgin'). 

I will dedicate this blog to chronicle the construction of my little protegé who will probably become the next Lang Lang, not to boast or anything, but I believe in him. For starters, he speaks little English and mostly speaks Mandarin. Next, he's a FOB, so basically he's already like 9/17 the way there, according to my math. First day of lessons was pretty not duh gud one... I was probably more nervous than the kid (although in my defense, his father was sitting there, soooo it's okay). When I say I'm a bad teacher, I, without a doubt, guarantee you I am a terrible teacher. I basically redid random things over and over again and I don't even think I thought anything... IT'S OKAY THOUGH, I gaht dis. The second lesson is next week, next Sunday, to be precise. So I will take this week and conjure up my teaching skills (I'll probably just google how to teach piano and ask some experienced friends... Thug lyfe doe). 

Photo IS related. I TRICKED YOU, AHAHAHA. 

Stallion Timmy under prescription drugs up there, STUPID for short, is wide-eyed at one idea. IF, and only if the Universe is flat, if we hypothetically "zoom" out far enough, will we just see a line, like so: "___"? If it's just a line, then what fills up the space around it? Will it be other Universes (Universi? Universees? I don't care, my blog, my plurals)? What if, hypothetically speaking, there were other flat universes that fill up a sheet of hypothetically "zoomed-out" space? Would it be called a Mega-Universe? And by now, the next question of, what if we hypothetically "zoom" out even farther, comes up. Would the Mega-Universe just be another flat line, and so many other Mega-Universes fill up a sheet to give us a Giga-Universe? Would this continue till truly infinity? 

STUPID over here, shat his pants, no... uhh tail over this idea, silly STUPID.